Offensive Crayons: Porn Pack – The Monroe Mercantile

Price: $ 6.00

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*NOTE: These ARE OFFENSIVE crayons. Do not be surprised if there's a few crayons that are actually OFFENSIVE. Finally, a pack of crayons as dirty as your browser history. We’re bringing you all the excitement of tentacles, ASMR, and cat girls, but with none of the actual imagery that would turn on your step-sister. Thi.
*NOTE: These ARE OFFENSIVE crayons. Do not be surprised if there's a few crayons that are actually OFFENSIVE. Finally, a pack of crayons as dirty as your browser history. We’re bringing you all the excitement of tentacles, ASMR, and cat girls, but with none of the actual imagery that would turn on your step-sister. This pack contains colors like “Anal Bleach Peach”, “Just the Tip Teal”, “I Think I’m Going to …Cream”, and other groan worthy colors. -24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find -Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them “organic” -Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China -OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they’re actually crayons – no promises for anything else) -Safe for ages 17+ (or whatever, we don’t care)